Australia to invade US if Obama elected

Australia's conservative prime minister today vowed to launch an amphibious assault against the United States if Democrat Barack Obama wins the American presidency in 2008. "We will not simply stand by if America falls into the hands of a terror-loving and exceedingly non-white leftist," John Howard said in an interview with DeadBrain's southern hemisphere correspondent.

"Do you realize that the difference between Osama and Obama is just one letter?" Howard thundered during the interview. "If this man is elected, the terrorists will be just one consonant away from world domination!" Howard roared, spattering your correspondent with flecks of foam.


Shilpa Shetty named Nato Commander in Afghanistan

In a dramatic bid to shore up flagging public support for its foundering military mission in Afghanistan, Nato yesterday named Shilpa Shetty as the new commander of its forces there. The Bollywood star and Big Brother winner admitted that her military experience is limited to a "short but intense relationship" with an Indian army colonel when she was 20. However, Shetty resolved to bring a "fresh look to the problems of Afghanistan, by applying the lessons of Big Brother to the real world."


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2 Responses to “Australia to invade US if Obama elected”

  1. # Blogger Tu s. Tin

    I was laughing before I even finished reading ... almost thought the first was real and it was still funny  

  2. # Blogger Eric

    If Obama is elected, I, for one, will welcome our new Australian overlords.  

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