Step 1, convert to Islam
Got a small willy? Feel inadequate? Is your religion not smity enough? Not enough killing in your life? - Then convert to Islam.
Note to critics: I would like an explanation on, if Islam is a religion of peace, then why do so many converts to Islam become terrorists?
Disclaimer: Not all Muslims are terrorists. Most aren't, in fact. My beef is with Islam, the most dogmatic and cruelest of all major religions in it's implementation. Come on humans, act like humans.