1. Kill a lot of people
2. Tell them it's in the name of Islam
If you have been following the news today you may be aware upto 50 of people were captured by "gunmen" in Iraq on Sunday. The BBC are keen to point out that
The gunmen arrived in up to 13 cars, and were wearing Iraqi special security forces uniforms, police sources said.
But the bastion of investigative journalism hasn't reported any actual eye witness accounts. Oh no. That was left to the world famous Northwest Herald. They both however quote the Associated Press as their source. So why the fuck did the BBC choose not to mention witness reports of these terrorists?
BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) – Masked gunmen stopped two minivans carrying students north of Baghdad Sunday, ordered the passengers off, separated Shiites from Sunni Arabs, and killed the 21 Shiites "in the name of Islam," a witness said.
"They asked us to show our IDs, and then instructed us to stand in a line, separating the Sunni from the Shiite due to the IDs and also due to the faces," said Ismail, a Shiite Kurd.
He said the gunmen ordered the Shiites to lie down and before they opened fire one shouted, "On behalf of Islam, today we will dig a mass grave for you. You are traitors."I'm sure those little Shia children that were executed were treacherous spies for the US infidel forces.
In other news
—Gunmen in a car opened fire on a minibus carrying telecommunications workers to an area near the Shiite slum of Sadr City, killing four and wounding two.Why would they do this? A protest about phone bills perhaps?
—Police found 16 bullet-riddled bodies in Baghdad and four in the city of Tikrit, north of the capital.In what ideal was this done? Well I hope they shouted Allah Akbar otherwise those executions would have been in vain.