"On behalf of Islam, today we will dig a mass grave for you"

How to be a devout Muslim:

1. Kill a lot of people
2. Tell them it's in the name of Islam

If you have been following the news today you may be aware upto 50 of people were captured by "gunmen" in Iraq on Sunday. The BBC are keen to point out that

The gunmen arrived in up to 13 cars, and were wearing Iraqi special security forces uniforms, police sources said.

But the bastion of investigative journalism hasn't reported any actual eye witness accounts. Oh no. That was left to the world famous Northwest Herald. They both however quote the Associated Press as their source. So why the fuck did the BBC choose not to mention witness reports of these terrorists?

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) – Masked gunmen stopped two minivans carrying students north of Baghdad Sunday, ordered the passengers off, separated Shiites from Sunni Arabs, and killed the 21 Shiites "in the name of Islam," a witness said.

"They asked us to show our IDs, and then instructed us to stand in a line, separating the Sunni from the Shiite due to the IDs and also due to the faces," said Ismail, a Shiite Kurd.

He said the gunmen ordered the Shiites to lie down and before they opened fire one shouted, "On behalf of Islam, today we will dig a mass grave for you. You are traitors."

I'm sure those little Shia children that were executed were treacherous spies for the US infidel forces.

In other news

—Gunmen in a car opened fire on a minibus carrying telecommunications workers to an area near the Shiite slum of Sadr City, killing four and wounding two.

Why would they do this? A protest about phone bills perhaps?

—Police found 16 bullet-riddled bodies in Baghdad and four in the city of Tikrit, north of the capital.

In what ideal was this done? Well I hope they shouted Allah Akbar otherwise those executions would have been in vain.

8 Responses to “"On behalf of Islam, today we will dig a mass grave for you"”

  1. # Anonymous Malcog

    Hmm, do the followers of mohamed enjoy killing so much that if they can't find an infedel, they simply kill each other ? How does this fit in with the ummah ?  

  2. # Anonymous leanne

    well malcog,
    I can only speak for myself here.... but I would say... yes,
    That is the point he is tring to make exactly!
    And the fact they kill even people with in their own belief kind of screams "accept what I say as truth or die!" which should prove these crazy Islamist(or what ever we are supossed to call them)are a threat to EVERYONE who is not one of them.
    and the moderate muslims of the world (or what ever we are supposed to call them) better join in on the "islamaphobia" soon, cause apearently they are on the list of... those to go... too.  

  3. # Anonymous J

    "do the followers of mohamed enjoy killing so much that if they can't find an infedel, they simply kill each other"

    Some good examples to prove this theory :

    Algeria - No Infidels - Civil war amongst the Ummah results in over 100,000 dead [mostly those who weren't extreme enough].

    Bangladesh - No Infidels - 3.5 Million Muslims dead [Mostly Bengali Muslims who were considered "inferior" in the eyes of the Pakistani Muslims]

    Iran / Iraq War - Few Infidels - Sunni vs Shia, around 1 Million dead.

    Sudan - A lot fewer Infidels than there used to be - Hundreds of thousands dead. Once most of the Infidels had been "cleansed" to make way for the Arab Muslim oil Sheiks, the black Muslim population was then turned on.



    Well done on finding the details for this story Jonz  

  4. # Anonymous j0nz

    Yup i think you pretty much hit the nail on the head there Malcog... I think it's a bit like those toads that change sex when they run out of mates of the opposite sex, except a lot more fucking crazy.

    Leanne you're right, moderate Muslims better start getting Islamophobic, they're on the list too.

    Cheers J, you're normally the one with the "exclusives" :)  

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