Man Forced to Marry Goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

9 Responses to “Man Forced to Marry Goat”

  1. # Anonymous Old Peculier

    No kidding? That really gets my goat.  

  2. # Anonymous Anonymous

    Welshmen will probably use this case as some sort of legal precedent.....  

  3. # Blogger Tu s. Tin

    baaaaaaaaaaa  

  4. # Blogger jonz

    haha! Everyone's a comedian!  

  5. # Blogger Tu s. Tin

    but none of us are funny, are we.  

  6. # Anonymous OimDaMan

    Damn soft southern poofs. I wouldn't give a Dinka's cuss for them.  

  7. # Blogger Squander Two

    That is actually a perfect punishment. As long as he's forced to advertise the wedding in a national paper.  

  8. # Blogger Crazy Politico

    I guess Bill Clinton is happy he doesnt' live in Sudan.... Wait, he's already got one of those.  

  9. # Anonymous Anonymous

    You do realize that these people were black Christians, probably Dinka, right? And not Muslims...  

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