Ali G's Immigration Policy Finally Implemented

Ali G's immigration policy from Ali G In Da House ‘only the fittest illegal immigrants should be allowed in’ has been implemented at the immigration processing centre in Croydon.

An investigation by the Sun newspaper revealed;

Brazilian girls were treated best of all.

If male and female Brazilian migrants came in to extend their visas, the guy would get one year and the girl two — even if both had the same level of paperwork. The girl would only have to smile, bend over the desk and she’d get longer. Officers used to say about ugly girls: “She’s bloody disgusting — let’s send her back anyway.”

Ugly ones laughed at

If an immigrant was ugly, several officers would leave their desks to go behind a screen and laugh at her passport picture. The photo would be copied and pinned up on a wall

Pretty ones first

Anthony told how pretty girls would be seen within minutes while other migrants faced queuing for hours. And he said security checks were so lax terrorists could have sneaked into the country.

The Home Office is now investigating the claims according to the BBC.

5 Responses to “Ali G's Immigration Policy Finally Implemented”

  1. # Blogger DFH

    Brazilian girls were treated best of all. If male and female Brazilian migrants came in to extend their visas, the guy would get one year and the girl two

    I fail to see the problem myself. More fit totty knocking about, fewer Brazilian blokes getting in the way of police bullets. It's a win-win situation.

    /Sun reader.  

  2. # Blogger jonz

    LOL dfh.  

  3. # Blogger Cassandra

    No Suprise!
    The poor Brazilian men are losing all their women.  

  4. # Anonymous jamal

    lol.. hopefully they all catch aids!  

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