On a lighter note: Queen revokes US independence


"In an astonishing statement broadcast live on BBC News 24 today, Her Divine Majestiness Queen Liz II, announced to a stunned world that she had dissolved the British parliament, sacked Tony Bliar, exiled Charles and Camilla to the Falkland Islands and revoked US independence."

..."The letter 'U' will be also be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour.' Skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than bone idleness on your part and will no longer be tolerated. Equally, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters."...


No offense to our US of A readers but this article is just hilarious :) It's so funny I'm even prepeared to turn a blind eye to the slightly left wing slant! Very Monty Python, although the original was mistakenly claimed to be by John Cleese. See credits at the end.

6 Responses to “On a lighter note: Queen revokes US independence”

  1. # Blogger lola

    thankyou for leaving a lil' comment on my blog.....I would like to buy you flowers, maybe even take you for a meal, but hey that would be sick and wrong, so instead I will leave a note in return.  

  2. # Blogger jonz

    hey i'll opt for the meal, if it's all the same with you!  

  3. # Blogger J

    "sacked Tony Bliar"

    we can only dream.  

  4. # Anonymous Old Peculier

    As well as making these Americans spell properly, we need to force feed them a proper sense of humour, with a u. And get them to say 'tune' instead of 'toon'.  

  5. # Blogger Tu s. Tin

    speaking for america..."this is funny"

    I have foUnd few blogs as interesting as your, thats why i am stalking you now, sorry if i get annoUying  

  6. # Blogger jonz

    Yay! Stalk away love. And for me annoying is a positive quality. I've built my whole life around being annoying.  

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