Lets Invade Iran

I'm bored, let's invade Iran. Anyone got any F16's I can borrow?

Are they nuts? Well yes they are .. but they're accusing British forces of planting the bombs!! How many non-muslim terrorist forces are there anyway? Not many. I say let's invade. If Blair won't, I will! Depose these mental mullahs who sentence women to be stoned to death in the year 2005, and hang people for the crime of being a gay. Let alone their barbaric practice of chopping of feet & hands on opposing sides of the body. In Iran, an eye for an eye, really does mean that. This is pre-civilisation savagery and should not be tolerated by Human Kind.

Update: More joy from Iran - via JustifyThis

"Tehran: An Iranian woman has been sentenced to death by stoning for adultery, local media reported on Saturday."

No this isn't a clever mordern day reporting of events of the Roman times, silly billy! - this is 17th October 2000 and fucking 5!

5 Responses to “Lets Invade Iran”

  1. # Anonymous Old Peculier

    Don't beat about the bush, tell us what you really think:)  

  2. # Blogger Gavin Ayling

    While I agree with the sentiments, especially about treatment of women and homosexuals...

    Someone told me - long before this became current and obvious, that the next World War would be with the Middle East - I wonder whether we should be careful, despite these atrocities, of prodding the hornet's nest?  

  3. # Blogger jonz

    Still, if someone would lend me a squadron of F16's I'd be up for it...

    Iran is about to be a nuclear power. Mark my words - the Iran thing is going to escalate. Maybe we should start a campaign for a new United Nations, Mark 2 or something - that actually seeks to do something in the world.  

  4. # Blogger J

    lol, jonz, i came accross this a while ago :

    http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/search.do?productCode=ZZL39JET

    no weapons included though ;)

    seriously, it doesn't look like the allies are going to be taking out iran any time soon. Possibly they're waiting for Israel to do it like last time, especially cosidering that the us has already given support for an Israeli attack.  

  5. # Blogger jonz

    Awesome! ...Though I bet insurance would be a killer :)  

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